1ClassyLady 66F
3311 posts
2/16/2019 5:31 am
Weekend joke - A silly joke


An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney.

when he gets there, he begins to talk with the IRS agent. "I bet $2,000 I can bite my own eye!" The IRS agent agrees to the bet, believing it an impossible task. The old man laughs, pulls out his glass eye, and bites it. The IRS agent is dumbfounded.

The old man bets $3,000 he can bite his other eye. The IRS agent knows there's no way possible to do this, so he once more agrees. The old man cackles, pulls out his dentures, and bites his eye.

Then the old man finally wagers, "I bet $20,000 I can stand on the far side of your desk, pee over the desk, and get it into your wastebasket, without missing a single drop." The agent knows he won't be able to, so once more he agrees. The old man indeed misses, peeing all over the desk, and on the paperwork. The IRS agent jumps for joy, but then notices the attorney over in the corner moaning. "Are you all right?" asks the agent. "No! On the way over here, he bet me $400,000 he could pee on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 66F
3159 posts
2/20/2019 9:08 pm

You provide your We Chat 微信ID right in your Asia Friendfinder profile. OMG, you tried to attract scammers to you? or you are so desperate to chat with any woman?

I am not a paid member but when I have my computer mouse over your photo, I can see a few sentences of your profile. I saw you provided you 微信ID right in your profile. So, did you get any woman to chat with you outside? Did any scammer try to scam you?

I am a cautious person. I don't publicly provide my email address or any contact methods to strangers and wait for scammers to scam you. To win my trust, the age and distance have to within my criteria.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 66F
3159 posts
2/20/2019 4:46 pm

That scammer came back and show his photo. His user's name is Stephenmogan, 49 y/o male, location is Pago Pago, AS (4,816 miles away from me). He came back yesterday. I have no clue where Pago Pago, AS is??

When pigs fly, ... NEVER, NEVER will contact him outside through the 微信ID he provided.

Just after I posted a blog "How to detect scammers", he posted a comment on this blog. Shame on him!!!



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 66F
3159 posts
2/19/2019 10:07 am

That dumb scammer provided his 微信ID # on my blog and he lives 2,500 miles away, age at 56. He even dare to post a blog but only 2 viewers. He read my response of his comment and then delete his profile entirely. I don't want anyone to use my blog to advertise his 微信ID #. He has underestimated me.

He is gone now. Out of sight, out of mind.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 66F
3159 posts
2/18/2019 11:26 pm

    Quoting stephenmogan:
    Hello how are you. i am Johnson Loah. I am idle and i decided to search, Add my wechat id :johnson055171. nice to chat you soon. 你好,你好吗。 我是Johnson Loah。 我闲着,我决定搜索,添加我的微信ID:johnson055171。 很高兴很快与你聊天。
Do you know you have embarrassed yourself in front of my bloggers? Do you realize this is a public blog room and everyone else can read my blogs and your comment? Did you read my previous blog "How to detect scammers"? Do you think I will respond to your 微信? I don't use 微信. I live in USA, not China.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 66F
3159 posts
2/18/2019 11:09 pm

    Quoting stephenmogan:
    Hello how are you. i am Johnson Loah. I am idle and i decided to search, Add my wechat id :johnson055171. nice to chat you soon. 你好,你好吗。 我是Johnson Loah。 我闲着,我决定搜索,添加我的微信ID:johnson055171。 很高兴很快与你聊天。
This is the typical scammer example. You see that? He jumped in to my blog and publicly humiliate himself.

Fake profile, fake photo, fake location, ...... typical scammer. I don't want to block him because I want to show you what a scammer looks alike. He doesn't know me. He didn't read my profile (my profile has lots of information), he couldn't email me (not a subscriber), so he used my blog to contact me. He didn't read my previous blog "How to detect scammers".

I am showing you a scammer example. Even he delete his comment of this blog, his comment will show here forever, so long I don't delete it.

He is a laughingstock for my bloggers.



Honesty is the best policy.


beyondfantasy3 111M
4737 posts
2/17/2019 6:47 am

Great Joke....


1ClassyLady 66F
3159 posts
2/16/2019 5:53 am

Let's assume the story is real and do some calculation.

The old man won $2,000 plus $3,000 = $5,000 from IRS agent.
Then the old man lost the bet of $20,000 to IRS agent.
So, the IRS agent won $15,000 from the old man.
However, the old man won a bet from his attorney for $400,000.
So, the old man net wining is $400,000 - $15,000 = $385,000.
The total loser is his attorney for $400,000.

It is just a silly joke. An attorney is always a winner, no matter your case has won or lost.



Honesty is the best policy.