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Weekend joke - Tom will be in heaven next? Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away. That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday." p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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Heaven will be too heavy if dead people went there. Human history has been at least 10,000+ years, every day some people died some where. Heaven will be too heavy and too crowded. July 20, 1969. On this date, Apollo 11 astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong landed their moon module on a broad dark lunar lava flow, called the Sea of Tranquility. Six hours later, Neil Armstrong became the first human being to walk on the surface of a world beyond Earth. The astronauts went to the Moon and didn't see Heaven, we didn't see Heaven either, what the heck that Heaven exist? All religion said there are Heaven and Hell after death, so who decides who go to Heaven, who go to Hell? God would be too busy. Japan had a earthquake/ tsunami on March 11, 2011 and more than 17,000 - 19,000 died that day, god must be very busy that day?? St. Peter must be very busy?? We lost near 3,000 people on that dreadful day Sept 11, 2001, all the dead people went to Heaven? Did you see them in Heaven?? Dead people in Heaven just walk around doing nothing? Do they eat when hungry?.... Have you ever think those things? I am an atheist not because I lost money in Christian church but I thought those Heaven, Hell, God and Devil are not exist. I believe in science. Human can go to the Moon and maybe Mars in the future. I believe human will have "self-driving" cars called "autonomous" that can take blind people to anywhere, drop off and pick-up the children from schools, less car accidents, .... It would be a wonderful world. Honesty is the best policy.
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