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Weekend joke - Religions One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man. "Jewish," the man replied. "Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said. "Religion?" he asked the second man. "Muslim." "Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8." "Religion?" he asked the third man. "Agnostic." "Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8." "Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked. The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they are the only ones here." p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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3/29/2019 10:55 am |
Very funny! There is NOT a joke on this planet that someone does not take offense to. As with all jokes there has to be an element of truth to it as your joke does. I've lived among Catholics all my life and I've noted it's sadly interesting where some religions seem to try to maintain a monopoly on religious precepts that are universal. In the extreme is the Latter Day Saint (the Mormons) who are active in collecting everybody's name on earth in order to save their soul. Take care, Ray
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According to this joke, I should go to Room 71 then.  Honesty is the best policy.
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