beyondfantasy3 113M
2011 posts
12/15/2017 1:05 pm
a great joke

I found this from long ago. (10 yrs ago)
by: goannaoil

Talking dog

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I diovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no figured a would be eavesdropping. I was of their most valuable spies for running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back to the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the owner says.

"Ten dollars?" the guy gasps. "This is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a damned liar. He never did any of that stuff!"

beyondfantasy3 113M
4740 posts
12/15/2017 1:06 pm

while searching my old handle.. I found this and a variety of other interesting postings.

1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
12/15/2017 2:02 pm

You are beyondfantasy3 but you posted goannaoil (an Aussie on Chinese FriendFinder ) joke?? Why? Did you ask goannaoil approval for post his joke??

Honesty is the best policy.