Blog : 一句话调侃地球许多国家 A word about the earth many countries

1657 posts
11/13/2013 9:03 pm

一句话调侃地球许多国家 A word about the earth many countries

中国式的幽默（笑话）
Chinese style humor (joke)

亚洲
Asia
到了中国才知道只生（孩子）一个好。
The Chinese know only (a ).
到了日本才知道死不认账还会很有礼貌。
The Japanese know death and debt will be very polite.
到了韩国才知道亚洲的足球让上帝都差点疯掉。
The Han Guocai know Asian Football let God almost crazy.
到了泰国才知道见了美女先别急拥抱。
Had only then known to Thailand to see beauty don't hug.

到了印度才知道人还得给牛让道。
Know that the India people have to give Niu Rangdao.
到了新加坡才知道四周都是水但喝水还得向别人要。 To Singapore before we know water is all but also to others to drink.
到了印尼才知道华人为什么会睡不着觉。 he Indonesian know why Chinese can't sleep.
到了阿富汗才知道冤屈都不能上告。 To Afghanistan just know wrong cannot appeal.
到了伊拉克才知道污染会让你死掉.To Iraq just know pollution will let you die.
到了中东才分不清楚到底是人的生命还是民族尊严重要。
In the Middle East were not clear in the end of human life is an important national dignity.
到了阿拉伯才知道做男人有多么骄傲。 To Arabia to know how proud man.
澳洲Australia
到了澳洲才知道有袋子的鼠肉也很有味道。
To Australia only know a bag of rat meat can also taste great.
欧洲Europe
到了德国才知道死板还有一套一套。 To Germany to just know inflexible and a set of.
到了法国才知道被人调戏还会很有情调。
The French knew being molested will have emotional appeal very much.
到了西班牙才知道被牛拱到天上还能哈哈大笑。 The Spanish knew is arch to heavencanlaugh
到了奥地利才知道连乞丐都可以弹个小调。
To Austria to know even a beggar can play a minor.
到了英国才知道为什么牛顿后来都信奉基督教。
To know why Newton later christian.

到了荷兰才知道男人和男人当街拥吻也能那么火爆。
Know that the Holland man and man is so unpopular street to hug and kiss.
到了瑞士才知道开个银行账户没有10万$会被嘲笑。
The Swiss know open a bank account without the $100000 would be laughed.
到了丹麦才知道写个童话可以不打草稿。
To Denmark to know to write a fairy tale can not scratch.
到了意大利才知道天天吃烤pizza脸上都不会长疱。
Had only then known to Italy every day to eat roast pizza face is not long.
到了希腊才知道迷人的地方其实都是破庙。
To Greece to know a charming place actually is a ruined temple.
到了南斯拉夫才知道为什么有人不想回到祖国的怀抱。
To Yugoslavia to know why some people do not want to return to the embrace of the motherland.

到了斯堪德勒维亚才知道太阳也会睡懒觉。
The Scandinavian delevie ya know the sun will also sleep late.
到了俄罗斯才知道有这么大块地也会有人吃不饱。
The Russian knew about this large there will be some people who don't have enough to eat.
到了梵帝冈才知道从其境内任何地方开一枪都会打到罗马的鸟。The Vatican knew from anywhere in the territory of one shot will hit the birds of Rome.
美洲America
到了美国才知道不管你是谁乱嚷嚷就会中炮。
To the United States of America that no matter who you are yelling will gun.
到了加拿大才知道比中国还大的地方人口比北京还少。
Go to Canada to just know is larger than the local Chinese population less than Beijing.
到了墨西哥才知道佐罗为什么现在不出来瞎闹。
To Mexico to know why Zorro is not out to fool around.
到了巴拿马才知道一条河也能代表主权的重要。
Know that the Panama River can also represent an important sovereignty.
到了古巴才知道雪笳有n种味道。 The Cuban cigar know n taste.
到了巴西才知道衣服穿的很少也不会害臊。
To Brazil just know the clothes wear little also not shy.
到了智利才知道火车在境内拐个弯都很难办到。
Chile to know train in turn are very difficult to
do.
到了阿根廷才知道不懂足球会让人晕倒。
Know that the Argentina do not know the game will let people fainted.
非洲Afrika
到了埃及才知道一座塔也能有那么多奥妙。
To Egypt to just know a tower can also have so many mysterious.
到了撒哈拉才知道节约用水的重要.Only to sub Saharan know the important water conservation.
到了南非才知道随时都可能被艾滋病亲吻到。
To South Africa that are likely to be AIDS kiss to.
到了很多非洲国家才知道人吃人其实有时候也是种需要。
In many countries in Africa that people who eat sometimes is also a kind of need.

lxqizi 78F

1668 posts
11/16/2013 7:24 pm

这是中国语言以及民族特有的一种幽默形式，是否能被异国人接受我不知道，除非他学习过汉语，才可能引起共鸣，但是，只要是中国人，就一定觉得很有趣，很调侃。
This is a form of humor language and ethnic Chinese, whether can be the exotic people I don't know, unless he learned Chinese, can cause resonance, but, as long as the Chinese, must feel very fun, very fun.

世界各国各民族也拥有自己民族的特色的幽默，我们不能要求幽默也必须世界统一。
Nations have their own national characteristics of humor, we cannot ask for humor also must unify the world.

lxqizi 78F

1668 posts
11/22/2013 1:58 pm

社会的发展，必然是地球变小，人们之间的距离变小，那么语言沟通和意思表达自然成为首选工具，中国人是该走出国门，是该很好的学习其他各国各地人们优秀的文化和思想，以及他们很多优秀人格品质，来充实自己，早日使自己成为国际化人才，为社会作出贡献，谱写自己的美丽人生。