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A Man's Fantasy of His First Date This title seems to have attracted lots of attention. I 'd like to let you know before you read it: A. It's about humour and fun, not about education and sex at all; B. I hope, my dear adult friends, you have the ability to find humour in a 's honest inocent thoughts, in my teasing words to a and even in the guy's harmless romantic imagination. C. If you see only sex in it, that is your problem. A Man's Fantasy of His First Date Today I read a profile to my that gives a pic about a perfect first date on its writer's mind. It goes this way: He secretly arranging with your boss for you to have a day off. A limousine picks you up at work. First you are taken to a spa... "Do you know what spa is?" I stopped and asked her. “Yes, a place where you can have a hot spring bath." continued: for a lot of relaxation and pampering: massage, hair, nails… "Mmmm... so comfortable.." she exclaimed in intoxication with her eyes closed. (The other occasion she says the same thing is when she is on toilet) C: Next you are taken shopping for a lovely evening dress: matching shoes. Then you are brought to your favorite... "Amusment park! " she cut in with twinkles in her opened eyes. "No, normally people don’t go to amusement park in formal evening dress." C: to your favorite restaurant where your prince is waiting. "He 'd say 'Marry me' there?" "No, not so quick." I assured her. C: After dinner you take a casual walk by the waterfront and end up at a nice hotel room. Waiting in the room is a beautiful canopy.. "Do you know what canopy is?" I stopped and added, "When a Chinese emperor sits on his throne there 'd be two girls standing behind each holding a huge fan crossed.” "Oh, yes, I have seen that on TV.” "Here it is something like that. Or something like mosquito net, the expensive type, of course.” C: a beautiful canopy bed with white satin comforter and sheets. Spread all over the bed at least 2 inches deep are bright red rose petals. "I guess the next morning when you wake up you’d find your snowwhite silk pajamas had been dyed rosy” I teased her. C: A breeze from the balcony blows the white silk curtains open. Details of the rest of the night will be left to your imagination. "So, what is your imagination about the next?” "I think they'd play computer games on bed!"She said cheerfully. "No, no one would do that on a canopy bed. What a waste!” "Then, the prince might kneel down and say to the princess' Marry me!' " "Ahhhh, that is a good romantic guess...Would you like to have a prince like that?” "Yes, of course” "Then you have to master English first. For all the romantic princes speak English.” "Well, if so, I'd rather not to have a prince like that.” toned down she said in dismay. It is always her headache to be pushed to study English by me. PS: the guy's fancy "perfect first date" might sound attractive to a little girl like my , but, certainly not to me, not to my taste at all. smileeeeeeee Jan 20, 2014 ------------------- |
