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Let's Laugh a Little How Do They Have Sex: ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS have bigger balls. BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. BUTCHERS have better meat. CAMPERS do it in a tent. CARPENTERS hammer it harder. CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. CHEMISTS like to experiment. CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. CLOWNS do it for laughs. COACHES whistle while they work. COPS have bigger guns. COWBOYS handle anything horny. COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. DENTISTS do it in your mouth. DETECTIVES do it under cover. DIETICIANS eat better. DIVERS do it deeper. DOCTORS do it with patience. DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. ENGINEERS charge by the hour. EXECUTIVES have large staffs. FARMERS spread it around. FIREMEN are always in heat. FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. HUNTERS do it with a bang. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. LAWYERS do it in their briefs. LIBRARIANS do it quietly. MACHINISTS make the best screws. MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. MANAGERS supervise others. MARKETING REPs do it on commission. MILKMEN deliver twice a week. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. MINERS sink deeper shafts. MINISTERS do it on Sundays. OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. OPERATORS do it person-to-person. OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. PLUMBERS do it under the sink. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected. POSTMEN come slower. PROFESSORS do it by the book. REPORTERS do it daily. RESEARCHERS are still looking for it. RETAILERS move their merchandise. SAILORS like to be blown. SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues. SCIENTISTS discovered it. SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5. SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop. STEWARDESSES do it in the air. STUDENTS use their heads. TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town. VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers. ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct. |
