Spammer in the mornin', spammer in the evenin', spammer at supper time...
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Posted:Apr 29, 2014 3:33 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2014 8:26 am 31950 Views
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I've always loved comedy. As we made up different lyrics to famous songs...parodies. Funny lyrics to real songs.
My reference on this blog is the hit single song SUGARTIME Written by Charlie Phillips and Odis Echols, published in 1958 and recorded by the McGuire Sisters.
The actual lyrics are as follows:
Sugar in the mornin'
Sugar in the evenin'
Sugar at suppertime
Be my little sugar and love me all the time
It's funny, this morning when I got up I see someone was looking at my profile. A few weeks ago she was in Florida. Now, her profile says she was in New York. I researched the photo a few times and it turned up nothing... however, today there was another photo attached to the profile and that 'hit the jackpot' to links to anti-scam dating sites and other dating sites with the same photo but different personal information. I reported the member and submitted evidence and 20 minutes later 'she was gone!'
I did it again this afternoon with another bogus profile.
Tonight, as I'm eating dinner and scanning 'members online' I see someone using a photo of porn star Blueyed Cass. That's when I started singing "Spammer in the mornin', spammer in the evenin', spammer at supper time..." Yes, I reported the profile.
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STOP...
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Posted:Apr 28, 2014 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2014 2:50 pm 31876 Views
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Stop looking at my profile or I will have to charge you.
Yes, you!
Nothing to see here, just an older guy who appreciates women. Asian women.
Move along please...
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A bone in your nose...
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Posted:Apr 28, 2014 4:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2014 5:49 pm 32058 Views
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As , we used to laugh about National Geographic magazine photos of natives with discs in their earlobes and bones in their nose.
I guess some other were impressed by it.
More and more I'm noticing profile photos of people doing it.
Body modification... apparently it's a fad that didn't go out of style.
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But she has no blogs...
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Posted:Apr 27, 2014 7:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2014 6:29 am 31386 Views
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There's a woman who appears on the actively watched blogs feature on the main blog page. I see her photo there several times a week. When I click on her name, it takes me to her blog page... however, there are no blogs to read. She has no blogs visible. I'm trying to figure out why I cannot see her blogs. Maybe I have to be on her friends list to view them?
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new winks?
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Posted:Apr 24, 2014 4:55 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2014 12:58 pm 33279 Views
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I see some updates to the website.
Some are cosmetic and some are enhancements.
The 'winks received' page has changed.
On the main page it currently shows I have 10 winks...
I know the last 2 came this week.
But, when I look to see who winked, I get this system message:
You did not receive any flirts in the past 30 days
Sorry, I had a wink 2 days ago.
Winks only last 30 days.
I have 10... show them to me!
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IN THE LIVING YEARS...
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Posted:Apr 23, 2014 5:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2014 5:51 pm 32607 Views
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The song The Living Years by Mike And The Mechanics plays an important part in my life.
It was co-written by Mike Rutherford and B. A. Robertson, both of whom had recently lost their fathers. The song combined features of both writers' relationships with their fathers; it dealt with Rutherford's strained relationship with his late father and the birth of Robertson's three months after his father's death.
It's a sad reminder how I lost my father. He was more than my dad... sometimes he was my best friend. When I was a musician, my dad got my band to play in places other managers could get us booked. Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin may have been his favorites, but sure knew a bunch of Led Zeppelin songs! Sadly, toward the end, it seemed like I became the dad and he became the .
Over the years, my dad had been withering away from a debilitating heart disease. I could no longer be his caretaker in his final days... he was much too sick and had to be hospitalized. He slipped in and out of consciousness so they put him in intensive care. The doctors informed me his kidneys weren't functioning and he had 24-36 hours to live.
I went home that morning, notified family and friends and made plans to have out-of-town company. I wanted the place to look nice, so I hired a landscaper to cut the gress. Usually, I mowed my lawn, but I didn't have time. To my shock, the mower busted a (hose bib) faucet connected to main waterline leading to the house. Thinking it was an easy fix, I ran to The Home Depot for replacement parts. Most of the repair was going well, but I fought with 1" of rusted thread that wouldn't come out of the pipe fitting. I was considering giving up and calling a plumber. Instead, I got up early the next morning and tried again. I successfully removed the thread and installed a new faucet. I turned on the water and quickly showered. As I locked the front door, headed out to the hospital, I could hear the phone ringing so I turned back to answer it. Sadly, it was the hospital informing me, my father had passed. They needed me to identify the body and sign some papers.
I had been to the hospital to see my dad several times that week. He knew his time on this Earth was growing short. Knowing it would be his last day alive, I had hoped to be at the hospital early in the morning . The house was without running water and I was delayed with the plumbing repairs. The hospital wouldn't allow me to stay all night. I told my ex-wife that I felt guilty for not being there.
My ex-wife accompanied me to the funeral (as I did for her when her father passed) and she said "Can't you see? it wasn't meant for you to be there, you were spared the trauma of having seen his passing."
My ex is usually right when it comes to things like that.
...and on that note, I close this blog with some of the lyrics for IN THE LIVING YEARS:
"... I wasn't there that morning, when my father passed away, I didn't get tell him, all the things I had to say, but I think I caught his spirit, later that same year, I'm sure I heard his echo in my baby's newborn tears, I just wish I could have told him, in the living years..."
Video: youtube.com/watch?v=uGDA0Hecw1k
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Buttered toast...
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Posted:Apr 23, 2014 4:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2014 7:59 am 33529 Views
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If you order toast in a restaurant it comes dry and you add butter.
When I make toast at home, I butter the bread first, add garlic powder and parsley, then I toast it.
The aroma, texture and flavor is much better!
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Surveys...
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Posted:Apr 22, 2014 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2014 10:40 am 32924 Views
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I bought a new car this year and it seems that everyone wants me to participate in a survey.
How good was your salesman... click on our website and take the survey.
Is our service department living up to your expectations... visit our website and complete our survey.
J.D. Powers & Associates wants me to conduct a new car survey now. It's so important to them they are baiting me with a chance to win a cash prize.
My trial membership for XM radio is asking for a survey.
I signed up for ACA and everyone involved is asking for me to take a survey.
Some requests are by mail, most are by e-mail and one woman called me during working hours trying to get me to take a survey that would only take 20 minutes. It took me three tries of saying "No survey, I'm working now" to get her to stop. Her comeback was "We'll mail you a survey. Kindly fill it out..."
(click)
I had to hang up on her...
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Updating my profile...
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Posted:Apr 21, 2014 5:12 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2014 4:03 pm 32229 Views
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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I'm available again.
Hopefully for a limited time...
Don't hold back ladies.... hit me with your best shot!
我在面试一个新的情人！
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