Camel Toe...
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Posted:Aug 1, 2014 3:23 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2014 8:18 am 374102 Views
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Okay my readers... Let's do a lesson in female anatomy. Shall we?
I'm guessing many of you (guys especially) have seen a woman in leotards or tightly fitting clothing... yes?
Well the crease around the folds of... (use your imagination) the crotch area create a shape that is best described as the cleavage of a camel's toe!
Simple as that... it's called a Camel Toe.
Now, some women don't really have too much curvature in that area and not to be ignored, someone has created a prosthetic device worn under your clothing to simulate a Camel Toe and... it comes in three different sizes.
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Wonders never cease.
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I bought the new iPhone 16iS from some aliens today...
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Posted:Jul 31, 2014 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2014 8:20 am 374805 Views
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There's a lot of talk about Apple releasing the new iPhone 6 but I have a story that will do one step better.
I went to McDonalds for lunch and a spaceship was hovering over the drive-thru window. It appears they ordered two quarter-pounder meals with coke and didn't have any money to pay for it. I stepped in and shouted up to the pilot "Maybe we can make a trade... do you have anything of value... ?"
They levitated down a phone device slightly larger than a tablet, but it was no thicker than a credit card. Feeling like the in the movie 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' who gave Klaatu a few bucks for a fist full of diamonds, I said "I'll give you twenty bucks... do we have a deal?" Some lights blinked on the phone and deal it was!
This thing is AWESOME. I hope they liked the quarter-pounders.
Talk about specs... it's got a GPS accurate within the thickness of a fingernail. Running iOS 22 Siri has been renamed to Siri-ous and answered any question I could give it. For example "Why is the hair falling out of my head but my nose hairs are getting thicker?" Yep... You'd be amazed at what Siri-ous knows.
Everything is going good so far. It doesn't need a battery charger. Solar powered, so all I have to do is leave it in the light and it charges. It's got a language translator with 240+ languages that work by scanning, typing, speaking or... I'm not sure about this part, but I think it's some transceiver for mental telepathy. Obviously, I don't have enough brain waves to make the meter move the slightest bit!
So far, the only real drawbacks to this thing is I have to hold my thumb and three fingers tightly together to get the fingerprint scanner to unlock the screen... just like when we were and made fake prints on dad's car when he didn't wash it! 2,000 numbers in the contact list so I guess I'll spend the weekend deleting numbers.
Oh, another drawback was the sticky greenish slimy stuff on the case. The first thing I did was wipe this thing off with alcohol. Yuck!
I figured out what the "iS" stands for... Inter-Stellar. Woah...how awesome.
iPhone 16iS coming to a galaxy near you!
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4 things you should NOT do in China...
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Posted:Jul 30, 2014 9:44 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2014 3:34 pm 376787 Views
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You should NOT spit in public.
You should NOT smoke in public buildings.
You should NOT litter.
There was another thing...
Oh, that's right. You should NOT take photographs in public places.
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A God fearing man...
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Posted:Jul 30, 2014 5:25 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2014 5:13 pm 373977 Views
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Are you a God fearing man?
Probably 80% of the profiles I read, women are looking for a "God fearing man".
What happened to men who love God?
If you're 'doing the right things' in life, there shouldn't be any need to 'fear your God'
That's just my opinion.
Unless someone knows differently, I really don't follow that concept.
I suppose you could love and fear someone at the same time...
Battered women do this. They love their man, but fear him as well.
I don't think one should fear God.
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Possible Side Effects...
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Posted:Jul 28, 2014 3:57 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2014 4:04 am 365118 Views
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I sometimes 'go off on a tangent' reading medical reports and studies on medicines. Why? It intrigues me how pharmaceutical companies get many of their test results.
Get this... they often use humans!
Is that funny or what?
People try these medicines and someone evaluates the results. After that, they compile all this information and submit it to the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) to get approval to release their product on the market.
Whenever a doctor prescribes a medicine, I try to (internet) research it first. There have been times when I refused to spend money having a prescription filled simply because I knew the side effects outweighed the benefits of the medicine. Zocor for example. I took that stuff 15 years ago and got really sick from taking medicine.
Reading the side effects had me shaking my head yes to about 75% of the listed side effects. I went back to my doctor telling him how sick I was and his reply was "Why did you take it?" My reply was "You said it was medically necessary as my cholesterol and triglycerides were dangerously high" He found another medicine that had less side effects.
Sometimes... yes sometimes the side effects for a medicine lists totally opposite effects. For example: drowsiness; insomnia; constipation; diarrhea.
I'm thinking not to take medicines that cause: muscle aches; nausea; pain; stomach pain; tiredness or weakness; vomiting.
But if I really had to, I would like to combine them with medicines that cause: severe dizziness or lightheadedness; hallucinations; mood or mental changes (eg, confusion, depression, foggy thinking, short-term memory loss)
The combination would result in "Having no clue" how sick I really was.
Nor would I know how the brown stains on my bed sheets got there!
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Women with high cheekbones...
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Posted:Jul 27, 2014 9:28 pm
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2014 7:26 am 385962 Views
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I was told to avoid women with high cheekbones because they are problematic.
The advice came from a woman with high cheekbones.
She was right...
So now, I'm asking the guys if they have experienced the same thing?
According to a Chinese Face Reading website, "High cheekbones indicate a person has enormous drive and ambition."
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Exposing the ICED TEA lie...
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Posted:Jul 27, 2014 7:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2014 4:07 pm 385924 Views
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If you know how to brew tea... it's done with hot water.
Boiled water in most cases.
As I go shopping in the grocery store, I come across shelves with bottles (and jugs) of tea... marked ICED TEA.
Where's the Ice? I say...
It was brewed hot, bottled warm, trucked into a warehouse without refrigeration and sits at room temperature on your grocers shelves.
There's NO ICE in the making of ICED TEA so stop BS'ing the world.
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FISHES...
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Posted:Jul 26, 2014 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2014 10:02 am 382970 Views
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I used to hang out at a chatroom many years ago and one of the members was noted for his graphical signature of fishes.
A friendly guy, everyone loved it when he came in the room passing out... fishes!
I was cleaning files on my computer again and found a text message I had saved from one of his chats where he was sending fishes to some friends.
Unfortunately, the system here is blocking me from typing the 'fishes' the way this guy did it, but I captured the screen shot and added it as a photo so you can get the idea!
I give you fishes !!
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Hyperactive mouseover...
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Posted:Jul 25, 2014 8:17 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2014 7:06 pm 383385 Views
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No... I really didn't look at your profile. It's amazing how sensitive these webpages really are.
If I scan some profiles, I'll go the Who I Viewed page and 10-15 profiles who were on the same page appear as though I had been looking at them. There are some profiles I actually avoid... when I go back to check... oops! they are on the list.
I had no intentions of viewing your profile. Sorry!
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Negative miles from me...
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Posted:Jul 24, 2014 4:14 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2014 6:19 pm 381016 Views
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Earlier this week, I clicked the link for Members near me and expected to see photos of women from Florida. What I got was very different. A list of women from Malaysia and Singapore and all of them were -1 mile from me!
Pretty funny actually.
Take a look at the 3rd row and 3rd over and you will see one of the most used models by scammers, a photo of Julie (Yuliana)
Negative miles from me...
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