Laughter is your Best Medeicine
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Posted:Jan 2, 2023 9:50 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2024 1:49 am 30125 Views
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A Boy asked Girl in the library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The Girl replied in a loud angry voice: "I don't want to spend the night with you!"
All the students in the Library started staring at the guy who was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the Girl waled quietly to the Guys table and said: " I study Psychology and I know what a Man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The Guy responded with a loud voice: "$100 for one night?! That's too much!"
All the people in the Library looked at the girl in shock... and the Guy whispered in her ears: "I study Law and I know how to make someone guilty."
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New Blogs...
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Posted:Nov 9, 2022 9:30 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2024 1:2 pm 28048 Views
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Does anyone know how to get into these new blog pages? I tried and all it does is loop back into my homepage here.
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Love and Marriage
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Posted:Oct 3, 2022 2:15 am
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2022 3:48 am 31224 Views
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Let's talk BIGAMY:
The penalty for bigamy is TWO Wives!!!
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LOVE IS SUCH...
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Posted:Sep 15, 2022 2:30 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2022 10:25 pm 31532 Views
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If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to rest in the other person's heart.
If you find someone else in love with you and you don't love him/her, feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage, do not cause pain.
If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time.
Remember that you don't choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away. Give it back to the person who brought it alive in you. Give it to others who deem it poor in spirit. Give it to the world around you in anyway you can.
Remember this, and it to your heart. Love has its own time, its own seasons, and its own reason for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce it, or reason it into saying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you. But if it chooses to leave from your heart or from the heart of your lover, there is nothing you can do and there is nothing you should do.
Love always has been and always will be a mystery. Be glad it came to live for a moment in your life.
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LET'S CHAT AWHILE...
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Posted:Aug 11, 2022 12:28 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2023 1:56 am 36132 Views
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When you are online, And you are feeling fancy free; Come by the chatroom (Lobby), Drop a line and say Hello.
*wink *wink
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Sunshine Coast Memories - Part 3 of 4
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Posted:Aug 5, 2022 10:32 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2022 4:23 pm 33300 Views
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Prying my butt cheeks aside, she nosed her way in Down the shaggy slopes. she came to the puckered goal. She was quick to the licking. I pressed my crotch to her chin. My thighs squirmed as her tongue wormed in my hole.
My sensations yearned for consummation. She untucked Her legs and lay panting, hot as a -age gurl. While moi I was naked, enlarged, charged, aching to get sucked, Clawing the sheet, all my pores open to joy.
My circumcised head is a work of mastercraft With perfectly beveled rim of unusual weight And the friendliest red. Even relaxed, the shaft Was of noble dimensions with the wrinkles that elate.
She inspected my erection. I surveyed her parts with a stare From scrotum level. Sighting along the underside Of my rooster, She looked through the forest of pubic hair To the range of my chest beyond rising lofty and wide.
She admired the texture, the delicate wrinkles and the neat Sutures of the capacious bag. While I too adored the grace Of the female breast. She raised the delicious meat Up to her mouth, brought the face of my hard-on to her face.
Slipping her lips round the dome of the head, With the tip of her tongue she caressed the sensitive groove. I thrilled to the trill. "That's lovely!" I hoarsely said. "Go on! Go on!" Very slowly she started to move.
(to be continued...)
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To Tasha... I'll Remember You
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Posted:Aug 2, 2022 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2024 1:2 pm 33291 Views
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From Russia with love I fly to you Much wiser since my goodbye to you I've travelled the world to learn I must return from Russia with love.
I've seen places, faces and smiled for a moment But oh, you haunted me so Still my tongue tied young pride Would not let my love for you show In case you'd say no.
To Russia I flew, but there and then I've suddenly knew you'd care again My running around is through I fly to you from Russia with love
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HEAVEN IS...
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Posted:Aug 1, 2022 12:50 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2024 1:2 pm 33234 Views
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife.
Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
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The Fundamnetal Things Apply...
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Posted:Aug 1, 2022 11:01 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2024 1:2 pm 33390 Views
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... As time goes by.
And when two lovers kiss They still say "I love you" On that you can rely No matter what the future brings As time goes by.
Moonlight and love songs Never out of date Hearts full of passion Jealousy and hate Woman needs man, and man must have his mate That no one can deny.
It's still the same old story A fight for love and glory A case of do or die The world will always welcome lovers As time goes by.
*it has been awhile since I was last active. I still miss the science of the flirt !
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